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THREE CHARACTERS IN SEARCH OF AN EXIT
Or The Hitchhiker's Guide written by Philip K. Dick

THE VAMPYRE
And not some wussy Anne Rice type either!

NEKRONOMIKON
Not that one. The other one.

THE MUSE
A sad, sad tale...

DRAGONS
Roar!

POSTCARD
You've got mail!

CAT'S CRADLE
Harmless childish fun!

POSTAL
Neither rain nor hail nor insanity!

ON INDIAN HILL
Little Brothers are such a pain...

I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
Home for the holidays...

MEDUSA'S HEAD
It's always about the head.

THE CLOCKWORK ORACLE
He built a machine to see the future...